Books By Moonlight
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Movies
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Magic Slippers And Other Such Oddities
The other day I was putting bags out in the car (we use cloth bags) and on the way back I noticed my mom smoking out front.
Well, really about to go in.
So instead of walking all the way back around to the back door I shouted at her "NOOOOOooo Mommy WAIT!!!" and started running at her. She stands back and holds the front door wide open as I trip all over the sidewalk (I was running in slippers, very difficult!) Finally I make it up to the porch and run SMACK DAB into the side of the house. But I got a hand inside! So it was really only a 95% fail.
Two attempts later and I was collapsed on the front room floor, laughing my ass off. At this point my mom looks down at me and asks "How have you managed to live this long?"
Since I was laughing so hard my mom had to help me up, and three tries later I was standing once again! However, I noticed I only had one slipper on, which sucked. I forget about that in seconds and walk forward. Two feet later I tripped over a garbage can and end up sprawled on the floor once again.
About half an hour later I remembered about my slipper and went searching for it! Well, I found it...
Six feet up the wall in the front room. I still have no idea how it got there.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Oh Look!
Monday, October 3, 2011
Halloween
Introduction?
...And my elbow is cold, what did I just put it on?
Oh, never mind, it was just a plate.
Anyhow, I'm Mitchell, an aspiring artist who -wait, why was there a plate in my bed in the first place? Where did it even come from?!? I only use bowls. -writes poetry in her spare time.
I'm also absurdly lazy. And forgetful. So chance are my visits will be pretty sporadic.
I like bats.
And music.
Mainly bats.
I'm 16 and a junior in high school. I tower over people at a whopping 5'1. I'm also definitely done growing.
Amazingly, as of now I am not failing a single subject in school, but don't worry, wait a week, that'll change.
I've a lovely case of insomnia, though I spend more time in my bed than anyone I know.
... I need to buy a teapot. I don't have a single one, yet I have 26 different boxes of tea...
I fail to see the logic here.
Well, since it's 4:30 am and I've been up all night, I'm going to lie down (even more than I am now, propped up on a pillow in bed) and listen to music while I pretend to be asleep until my mother comes in at 6 to wake me up. At which point I will laze in bed until the very last possible moment, leap out of bed once everyone has left the house, and scramble like a mad woman to get ready for school in time.
Enjoy your day, if you managed to get to the bottom of this without getting bored.